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Hey! I Don’t Like Coffee!

Yes, Yes. I know what you are thinking. 

‘How can you not like Coffee!’

Dear Daily Prompt, Thank you for giving me a chance to write about this. 

I am tired answering the question. ‘Hey! I Don’t Like Coffee’.

And, just because I don’t, I am not particularly weak. I don’t even understand why people are so fascinated by it. Even if they are, I don’t understand why they want me to be too! Since, I don’t drink coffee, I do not have a fair understanding about it. So when people talk about Espresso, Latte, Cappuccino, Peaberry, and names I can’t pronounce, I absolutely am out of the conversation. Personally, the coffee lingo is more like Elvish. I prefer Elvish to the coffee lingo.  

Also, it is so hot all the time. You are actually waiting half the time for it to cool down. It has this bitter taste all the time! No matter how much cream or sugar or milk you had, it is still Bitter and Brown (No, I am not racist). It messes with your sleep and your stomach. I love my sleep way too much. How can some brown liquid just mess it up like that? Your eyes are basically popping out. How can I miss the coffee stains? One wrong move and coffee everywhere. I prefer staying away from everything that I can spill. 

The age old question; ‘Hey, wanna meet up for Coffee?’ makes me awkward at any minute of the day.  

And, they never really get your name right at Starbucks.

So, while you stick to the over priced cup of coffee, I am going to pick my favorite Potion. Which is basically anything other than Coffee.

A glass of water, a coke, juice (but, I always want to get fatter), mock-tail, a pint of beer or a bottle of vodka (That’s not possible, I am underage). Anything, but coffee. 

 

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The Social ‘No’work

So, what was Internet made for? Breaking the ice, alright. What happens after you break the ice?

Social media works like the dumping policy?

 Got an idea, put it up online and watch it go VIRAL.

A cause- social, political or cultural- has its purposes. How people present this is where it could go wrong.

So, maybe ALS Ice Bucket Challenge was a wise man’s call.

But, how about we talk about the #Jadapose. Did you read about that? Please do. That is what the Social Network can do.

Was that breaking the right ice?

Did THAT have to go viral? Does a rape victim deserve to be undignified publicly like that?

The Social Network is a tool. How you use it, is your choice.

It comes with more debase than charity.

Breaking the Ice